HAM

Hot damn, this is so on brand Yeah, you can call me Wilbur, cause I do go ham

I'll take my time, I stuck to the plan

Will someone please help me, I'm getting pretty old

And I still can't figure out how to wear pants

Don't shag me off, don't tell me no

No, that's your loss Don't get too high, can't stay too low

Don't break routine, can't let them know Avoid the rats, avoid the hoes

Put down the booze, can't lose control

Okay, what I do doesn't make me who I am I know myself, like the back of my hand

I'm a colorful man, so I write with a crayon My peers are clones, they are far too bland