Jitney Bus Blues

Napoleon the broker went out looking for some heat

He said, "man, don't ever let 'em think you catch what you eat"

Then along came junior lawman with his polyester gun

By the time the night was quiet they were soaking up the sun

So they went and made a mess of some society affair

Where Lady Mary tripped out of her little lady chair

And the servants started serving up that good Chateau Neuf

And that's about the time the teen bride went and lined up the good stuff

Everybody's headin for the countryside

Ma and pa are paying for your helicopter rides