A LIV I: awkward party?

I'm at a motherfuckin' party, kinda awkward cause nobody likes me

I tell everyone I have to pee, cause conversation starters are the key

Callin' every asian kid I run into lee, gettin' involved in others inside jokes

Slappin' my knee, asking the host if he has any tea

Gettin' fuckin' lit, tonight

I brought my Advil hella uptight, people keep telling me I'm white

Shit son that can't be right, I'm not that fuckin' light

Gettin' drunk, sippin' my Sprite, look down at the dog shit it bites

Fuck everyone found out about my lice, I need a BFF Jesus Christ

Pulled out my Caliber and I diced

He said it got chewed into by some mice, I said shit son it's fine, I don't think twice