Before I met you

And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew Before I met you, I thought there must be

something better I can do And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew

Before I met you, I thought there must be something better I can do

On a cold day, I had a dream I'm on a sandy beach

And I'm so white, I could use a tan today Cause, uh, I'm lookin' like my skin is bleached

Tryin' to make my way through the crowded sand Plus, I got a drink in my hand

I thought I had other plans Then I spot this hottie with an orange bikini

and a bangin' tan I thought, damn, we can get away

And I could use at least a grand today Let's go someplace hotter

And that's when she pinned me up against the wall with her fatty thing