Fortune Favors The Bold

Back in the day I used to sympathize with Urkel

Like c'mon Laura, girl you know he'd never hurt you

I was naive, believed too much in common virtue

Didn't understand they didn't want a square in their circle, but

I went from pocket protectors to exponential projections

My shit ain't got no layover, when they wanna make a connection

I don't really forgive, but I'm getting good at forgetting

I mean you ask the homie Sean and he'd just tell you to Bless 'em, but

Truth is: only family matters

And a happy life's a dagger in the heart to the haters

Found myself a Laura Winslow, only badder

And i didn't need to change into Kasper to snag her