Nice Guy

Well I finally shaved my armpits

And brushed the knots out of my hair

And put on mascara, went out to the city

In those shitty heels I still have from junior prom

I felt downright awful with sticky lip gloss on my gums

I don't like the texture

The whole time I was talking to you

I couldn't stop thinkin about my lacy thong

Ridin all the way into the dawn

On and on until the break of dawn

And when you looked at me with those carnivorous eyes, well