Undertaker

No good deed will go unpunished, no apologies approved

Beatings will continue until morale improves

When I die I'll check in to The Hotel Dirty Dirt

And at my funeral you would whisper "so long to the jerk"

Undertaker get a paycheck, I'm a ghost in someone's head

Undertaker get a paycheck, it's time for you to make my dying bed

And I rot, when I'm gone, six feet under singing this song

I received your unkind letter, I've been called worse by better

I never called you debtor, I just sent you some cheddar

To help pay your bills and improve upon your skills