Waterslide

Slippery when wet

My dad tells me to grow a set of balls

One day I was feeling really bored

Thought some summer fun sounded better than chores

So I did it, I fucked it, I done goofed up

My mate Satin Black came over and said what's up?

I said fuck, I'm in so much pain

Hello workers comp I need to make a claim

I'm out for six weeks

Now my summer sounds bleak

No more outside stuck in bed under the sheets

Oh for fuck sake, I got a headache