Mum's Dinner

I'm acting like a fool, I'm acting like a fool

I'd probably miss my mother's birthday dinner

To share a pair of pints and play a game of pool

I'm acting like a dick, and I'm aware of it

I'm letting down my friends and acquaintances

To share another minute of your kiss

Can't help yourself, you just steal the show

I can't help myself, how I feel

Well, tell me now something I don't know

English Rose, you're my red wax seal

And I still don't think you're real