Goon Sesh

I'm a motherfucking gooner, spank it to some pooner

Cover my computer with my sticky cum shooter

The real cock bruiser with the porn-sick user

Sandpaper smoother and a full-time coomer

Self-dick sucker and zero pussy lover

Biggest hand fucker with the crusty bed cover

Prostate churning with joy as a goon cave dweller

Known on PornHub as the TestieSweller

Got my emergency kit in case I need to stroke hits

Taking estrogen just to grow my own tits

Living like a neet, busting on a toilet seat

Or I'll bust in my hand or I'll bust on my teeth