Sudbury Slugs

Adam keeps a stack of ginger tea inside these walls

And Adam likes da Vinci and he simply has a ball

When faced with an array of skincare creams à la Francais

With vitamins D and C, and don't forget the A

Chris is a hit with his chiseled bits so fit

And Chris, I admit, in his Knives Out cable knit

Is a star you've seen on TV screens and front seat AMC

So that brings me to sing ye how these two meet

Just kidding, they don't actually know each other

(As far as I know)