Big Dipper

It wasn't until all the rheumatoid narcissists with arthritis

Started arguing with each other about who's the nicest

Must be the decommissioned emcee convention

Putting wrenches in rappers' bicycle spokes

Figuratively, as they careen down the mountainside onto a slippery slope

At impact, a sudden, sickening thud

In fact, the very mention of a new jack got their ole jaws jackin'

Blackened catfish salamander-looking muthafukas

Talking out the side of their mouths

Like that character in Revenge of the Jedi

Menacing, minimizing young independent enterprises