Ready To Rumble

I come from a time when men ain't scared to work

Ain't scared of tobacco, ain't scared of dirt

A time when hard labor was a daily affair

And every man had his own personal living room chair

I'm getting out of this town, for the hour is late

Gonna play my banjo to that thumper keg

Yeah, I best be on my way, be on my way

Well, I come from a time when men ain't scared to sweat

Ain't scared of a woman in a slender red dress

I was born in a swamp, but raised in the sticks

Which one of you lucky lady's gonna check me for ticks?