Texas, Tennessee

If you have read the album cover by now, then you will know that our name is what our name is

It's a good name, it's a sexy name

And actually, it's not on the cover, but just under it

You see, if you were to open your goddamn eyes and ears for once

You'd actually notice what the hell is going on around you and within you

But you're just a silly little moron in your silly little moron world

And so I'm going to sing you this lullaby, darling

For you're the most precious thing in your life

Straight out of Texas, Tennessee

It goes a little something like this

When I see you at the child pageant