2005

Debbie just hit the scene, she's a tired soccer mom

With a Starbucks in her hand and an American Idiot tee

She used to be a rebel back in '89

But now she's stuck in suburban life all the time

But she dreams of the world, where she used to be free

When her biggest worry was her MTV

And the music that she loved, those blink bands

Now it's all about playdates and food demands

She's still livin' in 2005

She's wearin' mom jeans and they're way too wide