Tickets

Alright alright settle down settle down everyone

May I have your attention please

I'm sorry what, yes the entrance is this way

However if you've just arrived you do need a ticket before proceeding

You can purchase them back there

Now our experience is an all in one sort of thing,

There are a number of attractions all quite differently themed

My associate here will let you know wot to expect

Evening ladies and gents, lemme give you the basics

Lavatories to your left and to the right the exits

Up ahead is an area designated for refreshments