Ladylike

Mama always told me, remember, sit pretty and only drink when you're alone

Find yourself a man who will hold your hand, become a woman of the home

Men are always talking about their heartaches and their beer

But a lady likes to keep the whiskey on the DL down here

'Cause a self recpecting woman would never drink herself to sleep

At least that's what my mama always told me

One more man tells me act like a lady I swear I'd just go crazy

'Cause I'm here for a good time and a cold beer one of those

Cute fella's taking me out of here and some dancing

Cuz We're all drunk and falling on the floor

And Who'd have thunk