Dovid Portnoy

Real talk like I'm chilling out at Bass Pro

Flipped out no acro'

Money for the new beis medrash is being held in escrow

Told Rebbi but he still me for the check

He could never be a pest though

Even though he only want me for the pesto

That's fine you ain't even gotta pitch it, no Pedro

If that's what you need that's what you gonna get

No kohen still blessing everybody in the shtet'

Y'all vilda chayas need to see the zoo or the vet either way

Clear the way for a bochur like me, s'il vous plaît

Pardon my French, but