End is Nigh Blues

Channel 12 was saying the forecast today will be a heavy rain of frogs from the sky

Better pick up your umbrella

And try not to step on a croaker when you're walking on by

And as the television light filled my eyes

I had the sudden urge to look outside

I saw an old bearded man with a soup stain on his tie

And a sign that read The End is Nigh

All these god damn locusts are flying around

So keep your head down when you're walking to school

And keep that mouth shut

'Cause ya don't want to choke on a bug during your morning commute