Timothy Hunter

Now Tim's a pickle tickling elf with a fetish for nipples

So he started tricking and got himself pennies and nickels

And he started saving his nickels and quarters

'Til he could finally afford the sex operation that he always wanted

Now, the thing that Tim always wanted in life was vagina

But no girl gave it to him, so he just got it put on him, Ha ha

And the surgery must not have gone according to plan

Because Tim got out of the hospital ornary and mad

Tim was acting irrational, smashing shit, he was furious

I assured him he wasn't mad, he was starting his period

So we bought him a pad, he wanted maxi with wings

We bought him two, just so his brand new panties wouldn't stink