King of Brown

Once upon a time there lived the king of brown

His castle was brown, his clothes were brown, his hair was brown, and even his shoes were brown

One day, he decided "I don't like the colour brown anymore"

And he said "Let us turn my castle into the colour yellow, and blue, and red. The primary colours

And we will live happily ever after."

And so they turned the castle red, and yellow, and blue

But the King stayed the King of Brown

His clothes were still brown, his hair was still brown, his shoes were still brown

He decided that he would stay brown

He liked the colour brown, he liked the colour brown, he enjoyed it

He stood up on his throne and said

"Remember this day, remember this day, please remember this day."