Crimedy

Sometimes, I like to let my room get messy

So that when I clean it, it looks real good

Sometimes, I like to get bit by mosquitoes

So that, when they itch I scratch 'em real good

Sometimes, I like to let myself go hungry

So that, when I eat my food it tastes real good

Sometimes, I like to give my life a purpose

So that, when I sleep, I'm sleeping real good

Sometimes, I like to say my life has purpose

So that, when I die, I'll feel real good

Sometimes, I like to say my life has purpose