Titty Shaker

You've never been in love, you've never even been kissed

You've never done the watusi, you've never done the twist

You've been living a lifetime, but you don't feel alive

You've never done the boogaloo, you've never done the jive

So be the instigator of a life that's so vibrating

Climb off your respirator, sensation is awaiting

Do the titty shaker, and feel a tremor on the floor

Stick em out baby, to the music you adore

One day you'll meet your maker, and he'll proclaim you such a bore

So come on and shake those titties like they've never shook before