3 Fanny Packs

I used to wear a big backpack

But I converted to fanny pack

But they hold a lot less, so I got to have three

One around my waist, one around my body, and one tight around my neck

They're getting too tight stretching myself too thin

The one around my waist says I don't spend enough time with them

The one around my body says I'm always distant

And the one around my neck says I care too much about them

At school, my textbooks fell out

I'm dumb and I should've just stuck with that big backpack