The Hangover Song

We went to a pub last night, we drank some beer, we drank some wine

We danced, we sang, we were merry, until the morning time

The pints were sinking rather quick, I lost track after five or six

But then the shots kicked in and that's when the room really begins to spin

And there are sections towards the end where I can't remember much

Apart from getting food and walking home with you and using you as a crutch

And I get home and collapse in my bed, clothes still on, phone by my head

Room still spinning and I'm passing out, eyelids start to turn to lead

But then I wake up in the morning and my stomach's trying to crawl out my eyes

And I'm not sure if I can move without my insides becoming my outsides

I swear I'll never drink again, no never, not one more time