Merry Christmas, I Tried

Out of time, out of money, out of patience with a smile on my face

Cause it's Christmas time again and I thought that I had more time to waste

This wasn't my intention, might need an intervention again

(Oh no, no, no)

Oh, why did I wait, hesitate, I think I'm losing my mind

(Oh he's huffin, puffin and he's full of stuffin)

They're saying I'm too late but decorations are on aisle 9

(I hope she wants some tinsel, not a diamond or a crystal)

They got me paying top dollar so she won't know I forgot her again

The only place that open's the convenience store where all the dads are shopping cause they didn't before

I wonder what my wife got for the kids and for me, I should probably get something for under the tree