Wally

I wanna tell you of a time I went to Arizona

'Was the summer right before I turned 15

Long before the days, a hazy page, amidst corona

Swiftly planned and quickly boarded for a trip for three

Accompanied by a childhood friend and his father

A dipsomaniac who could daily quench the thirst of three

Flew to Tucson, drove to Cottonwood

To stay with a wild-eyed Englishman by the name of Wally

Wally lived on a ranch, left alone to guard his castle

Drove the snakes away to another place to let them be

Cabinets filled with tarnished relics of forgotten people