Dick and Jane

I used to kick it with this couple, let's call them: Dick and Jane

They were crazy for one another but drove each other insane

One week they'd be together, then the next they'd be apart

I always wondered why they loved to feel that tearing in their hearts

Then the time came when Jane was late to drop her eggs

Started regretting every time that she had spread her legs

And Dick was pissed off, he wanted nothing to do with that mess

He really didn't want to put that girl in a white dress

Cuz every time that things went cold, he wanted to run

But he stuck by her side, to be a father to his son

When their bundle of joy was born, he was right there

While Jane cursed his name and told him that it wasn't fair