My best friend got a $30,000 raise

And I can't even sit down and concentrate

I took time to pursue what I dreamed of

But all I'm doing's watching "Love is Blind" and eating pizza

My sister's moving to the suburbs; she just got engaged

And I haven't washed my hair in six or seven days

I thought 27'd look a little different

Instead I'm in therapy and can't make a decision

And oh, that's how it goes

Sometimes the life you envision don't turn out that way, I suppose