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If you're gonna be in the business of marking out territories

You better remember I pay a fuck ton of money to be here

When you're asked what you do

Do you ever tell the truth?

That you spend all day on the couch in your living room

The one that I picked out

You're living off your daddy's life insurance

And a paycheck that comes twice a month

For the fourteen hours you spent pouring strangers' coffee

And flirting with girls that don't look like me