The Exorcism Song Lyrics

It was just another Sunday

Down in southern Tennessee

With my mother, brother, father

My great-uncle Jeff, and me

It was gettin awful quiet

On the way back home from church

The sermon had been boring

And we all were in a lurch

Yes, the afternoon was slow

On the Lord's grand fine old day.

We were waiting in the living room

When I heard my father say

Exorcise, exorcise

Everybody exorcise

Thirty minutes every day

Will fill the devil with dismay

So everybody exorcise

Well we jumped right off the couch

And we got straightaway to work

On my cousin Jeremiah

Who's demonstrably a jerk

We thought he's just an asshole

But new evidence suggests

That he's gripped now by a demon

And is thoroughly possessed

So we tied him to a rocking chair

And we got our bibles out

And as Jeremiah screamed in fright

We all began to jump and shout

Exorcise, exorcise

Everybody exorcise

Thirty minutes every day

Will fill the devil with dismay

So everybody exorcise

The procedure's really quite a cinch

If you know what to do

First you take the subject

And you beat them with a shoe

And you shout All devils, now begone

And bring the boiling water

If they protest, then you suggest

That hell is always hotter

Now Jeremiah's holding still

He hasn't moved a bit

If ever there was a devil in him

I'm pleased to say he's rid of it

Thanks to

Exorcise, exorcise

Everybody exorcise

Thirty minutes every day

Will fill the devil with dismay

So everybody exorcise

Our exorcism time's not up

We got fifteen minutes left

So we slowly turn around and grin

At poor great-uncle Jeff

Exorcise, exorcise

Everybody exorcise

Thirty minutes every day

Will fill the devil with dismay

So everybody exorcise

ONE MORE TIME NOW

Exorcise, exorcise

Everybody exorcise

Thirty minutes every day

Will fill the devil with dismay

So everybody exorcise