Kids and the Fixed Split Assets Lyrics

I just smoke

I just smoke

I just smoke

Moved away

I just smoke

I just smoke

High as fuck

When are you coming home son I don't know when

But we'll get together then, I just smoke dad

You'll know we'll have a good time then

My parents are getting divorce

Two Christmases

You promised them didn't you why'd you go and do that how many times have

I told you

If you're not going to be there

Don't say you're going to be there

You know how I knew you promised him?

Because he kept looking at me up into the stands and like after about I don't know the 40th time I realized

I'm proud of you

He expected you to be there.

I don't care if you flake out on me

Well I care but you know I chose it, I married you

I'll deal with it he didn't choose this

Do you love who you sleep with?

Every night I go to sleep

Spend your whole life, being with them?

Every night I go to sleep

And I have this dream

It's never too late to break up

What a man

Because ever night

That the real

Ditch the old love, Find a new one

Hopefully the kids forgive you

Love the new you

And double Christmas

And I dream

And I dream

I got a job they gave me a job

It's Christmas

They gave me a job

I just smoke

Merry Christmas dad

Merry Christmas to you bud

You know what?

I think this is the best Christmas I've ever had

Friday night at your fathers house

Eating Take out pizza's

Watching movie after movie

On timeout with the TV

What's going in the back room?

Why's the door shut and the music turned up?

You know that night you came back?

I wished it

I wished that you would be here for chistmas

Thanks for giving me a second chance to be your dad

Now there's something I have to tell you

It's time for me to go What? no

Mom picks me up at the grocery store

Cried, don't make me go back there anymore

You bought me candy for the drive home

I didn't eat it, stared out the window

Put on my headphones to block the world out

Watch the trees pass under grey clouds

Well Was it worth it?

Because Double Christmas

Means Double Halloween

My world's a nightmare

No, sing me the other one

My song

Every time you say good bye

I die a little

Mmhmm take off your boots

Every time

You say goodbye

Oh man if I had one hit song

You will

I'd make you guys really proud of you

We're already really proud of you

I'd get you some diamonds

Hmm, nauh. All I need is you

In my, real world is, only a dream

I love you cat

I love you too