Noah: Perfect and a Drunkard Lyrics

My liver cries me to sleep at night

It's loud as hell but I'm felling alright

I'm hangover free

Thank god being an alcoholic is In my genes

I can take five shots more than a guy twice my size

And still touch my nose while I close my eyes

And I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say that shit forwards

So line the glasses up step your asses up

Keep throwing them back until you quit throw up

Then fucking grow up we don't need your weak shit around

Here's 5 bucks for the BART to get your ass out of town

We're in a good, good place

Getting drunk on a week day

If I could find a glass to raise

I'd put it above my head and call a toast to say

My friends like me better when I'm drunk

Drunk drunk drunk drunk

I'll bring you back to my room

It's just me and you

And all your fucking baggage

Telling me about your ex-boyfriend

While you have both your hands

On my package

I'm trying to convince myself of what to do

But I'm not even in the mood

I am drunk as fuck and you are too

But now all of my insecurities are getting way ahead of me

This will be the death of me

As we crawl underneath the sheets

You're hands pull down my boxer briefs

I forgot how to breath

Completely overwhelmed by this spell you put on me

I think she likes me better when I'm drunk

So next time you see me at the bar

No reason to stay so far away

You can know that I'm turnt as fuck and I'm still drunk from yesterday

I'm sleeping till the moon comes back, Sky goes black

I don't say this because I thinking it's impressing

I probably got a problem, I'm depressed it's worth addressing

You're undressing again, used to be a friend, now we just fuck clean up, that's the end

And every single day, is getting harder than the last

Hide thoughts of suicide at the bottom of this glass

Cause I like me better when I'm drunk