N.Y. Yankers Lyrics

If you're not scared, then you'd better be

This city, oh so pretty, is the death of me

An epidemic of men out menacing

So, brothers and sisters, sing an elegy

Not to overreact to the sobering fact

But one in three attacks those with ovaries cast

Guess I should mask my face like at a masquerade

Lest I be rated and degraded mentally by fellas, see

Once upon a time in a schoolgirl's dream

We'd all come together to play hide and seek

Now post-naivety, it's a different scheme

Seeking good apples hidden on bad trees

Wooed by that fruit unfit to eat

Madam Eve sat conceived with Adam's seed

"What a fool I was to let him loose

Free to brag about the deed however he pleased with his"

"Bro-o-o-os, come check out my game

Got to third base on a second date

Oh! Hoes are all the same

Ready aim, ready aim, ready aim, shoo-shoo-shoot!"

"Yo-o-o-o, was it a six or nine?

God forbid an easy score less than five"

Kill for the thrill, put pussy on a pike

That's what macho jacks are like

Keep that alpha male complex in

Check, check, check

Love is not a sport of blood and

Sex, ex, XXX

One to ten, how do I look?

Through my lens, you're a real crook

Please back off, take this hook

Go jack off to your playbook

Sort your shit out on your own

And stroke your ego swollen red at home!

(You hear me?)

Swung and hit, Ms. Run-Amiss

Spun "Back to Black" a hundred times, oh what bliss

To be drooling at the mouth, shaking doubts, making vows

"We'll go out back-to-back in an apocalypse" (Bullshit!)

Man, I'm tired of deceit: Be there fire in the streets

As it may, I won't lay with a liar under sheets

Whose desire is diseased, entire species cheats

He who charms will do you harm, so watch your prior tendency, 'cause

Once upon a time in a schoolgirl's dream

Gallant knights in white swept her off her feet

Now post-betrayal I gained some self-esteem

Clean from stallions and artificial sweets

Advice to nice guys: Don't sympathize

Offer your condolences, and victimize

I'm fine as is, without a him by side, boy

Toying with the ploy to bed me like your

"Bro-o-o-os, come check out my game

Got to third base on a second date

Oh! Hoes are all the same

Ready aim, ready aim, ready aim, shoo-shoo-shoot!"

"Yo-o-o-o, was it a six or nine?

God forbid an easy score less than five"

Kill for the thrill, put pussy on a pike

That's what macho jacks are like

Keep that alpha male complex in

Check, check, check

Love is not a sport of blood and

Sex, ex, XXX

If you're not scared, then you'd better be

This city, oh so pretty, is the death of me

An epidemic of men out menacing

So, brothers and sisters, sing an elegy, like

Oh

"Bro-o-o-os, come check out my game

Got to third base on a second date

Oh! Hoes are all the same

Ready aim, ready aim, ready aim, shoo-shoo-shoot!"

"Yo-o-o-o, was it a six or nine?

God forbid an easy score less than five"

Kill for the thrill, put pussy on a pike

That's what macho jacks are like