Vegan Bombshell Lyrics

She looks for angst and passion

You ain’t got none of that, man

Go back to apathetic swag girls

And the hypocrites

She loves black sheep and fighters

Not eating steak in diners

And she offers free eye shiners

To carnists and speciesists

She’s the hottest chick on the block

But she will never ride your cock

Unless you’re burning slaughterhouses

To the ground at night

And she will not let you inside

If you have beings inside your pie

If you still believe the lies then

Dude, I’m sorry but…

If you eat beef

Then you just ain’t getting hers

She’s a vegan bombshell

And if you eat cheese

Then don’t bother with those cheesy pick-up lines

Coz she’s a vegan bombshell

Online the guys all perv but

She won’t want anyone that

Can’t chow down on soy burgers

After late night parties

The only meat that she’ll eat

Is from the passenger seat

But only if you’re free

Of living beings dead bodies

She’s so sought after, it’s insane

She doesn’t believe it’s humane

To kill anything

Solely for your palette pleasure

So no cheap excuses for her

No sexy time if you wear fur

She finds soy milk mustaches

A turn on

If you eat beef

Then you just ain’t getting hers

She’s a vegan bombshell

And if you eat cheese

Then don’t bother with those cheesy pick-up lines

Coz she’s a vegan bombshell