The first thing Lyrics

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Yo what is the first thing you want to see

What's the first shots for you and me

I'ma show you all around my town

We gonna turn up cause you just touched down

Yo I'm cool with booze I'm cool with food

I'm just being short not being rude

Cause we don't have a lot of time

You still have to hear all my rhymes

By the way I'm a rapper now

I'm dope as fuck and that's how

I got this money I got this chain

I got some blunts for the pain

But we ain't feeling no pain tonight

I'm always freestyling except when I write

We gonna be smoking we gonna be drinking

You gonna be giving me head I'm thinking

I'm just playing don't call me fucker

I know you love me like a brother

Don't pay attention to what I say

Besides you're too ugly anyway

There I go still fucking around

You're my homegirl we'll always be down

I love when we go out to eat

When it's your idea you say my treat

I listen to how you say you're fat

You're gorgeous girl but you gotta believe that

You're very talented with your art

Our birthdays only a day apart

It's dope as hell that we take our shots

I know the crooks and you know the cops

And when it's time to do cool shit

You one of the people I fucks with

Most times you even drive

Thanks for always keeping us alive

Can't say your name but you know who you are

And I like the little rims on your car

Yo what is the first thing you want to see

What's the first shots for you and me

I'ma show you all around my town

We gonna turn up cause you just touched down

What up my nigga when you coming through

We got a gang of shit to do

My homegirl already came

And that visit was pretty tame

But you and me on some different shit

I got some bitches and half a brick

And they gonna do anything we want

Two at a time or in the butt

They just wanna kick it mane

Smoke with us and wear a chain

She said they single but I don't believe her

But she don't like rubbers and I don't like them either

Then we got good food down here

I done put on weight and don't even care

Just a little sample of Texas living

All I can do is play the hand I was giving

That's how it is all the time

I'm not just saying it to make it rhyme

Then we wanna go to the river

Damn Tex did you deliver

Two pieces everywhere

These fat girls now don't even care

Cause they know they thick and bad as fuck

And mutha fuck a tummy tuck

So all you fat girls I'm on your side

Hit it from the back or let you ride

With all the pressure you make it work

And I'll be behind you if you wanna twerk

Off the subject just a little bit

But I like that ass and like them tits

But shit my nigga we gonna have a good time

Reward for a life of crime

Yo what is the first thing you want to see

What's the first shots for you and me

I'ma show you all around my town

We gonna turn up cause you just touched down

So if I'm with my homegirl or one of my niggas

Don't have to be smart but you gotta figure

If I got money they probably do too

So come join us fam we'll buy you some food

Don't sit over there and keep being weird

Looking over pretending not to stare

And if you keep doing it I'm gonna call you out

And the servers gonna be like what's that all about

And I'm gonna say that guy keeps showing his nipple

Keeps winking at me and keeps licking his pickle

Then they gonna come over like what the fuck fams

They gonna take a picture and put it on Instagram

I'm just playing I wouldn't do you like that

I'll even take a picture giving you dap

And if you haven't figured it out by now

I do dumb shit and like to fuck around

But this right here with you and me

This is the first thing she wanted to see