Waffles Lyrics

Pancakes are awful

So I'm making waffles

Eff pancakes

All my homies hate pancakes

It's only waffles on this side, you hear me?

Shout out Trader Joe's too, those blueberry waffles are getting me through college for real

So I'm making what?

I'm just making waffles

Stack 'em up, finna make em topple

Acting up, finna take a bottle of

That syrup, remaining hostile

Towards fast food, like I hate McDonald's

'Cause they only serve pancakes, got no waffles

And by the way, waffle fries don't qualify

They get tossed aside

Fair amount are a smaller size

Paramount that they're not alike

Unless they're about to apologize

I don't care about going

Touring in Europe in Belgium

Just pouring the syrup on Belgian

Waffles, eating it up then I'm belching

Can't be held in, just like my

Love for the waffles, love for the waffles

I got love for the waffles

Can't eat pancakes, I just suffer it's awful

Can't buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles

Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles

I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles

I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles

Spoonful of waffle, I got love for the waffles

I don't even wanna take it there

But if I may compare

Waffles are made to tear, made to share

To split pancakes you need tableware

I hate that people see waffles

Like streets full of potholes

But these hold the toppings

That pancakes can not hold

It's obvious

Pour your syrup, they get soggy quick

They're literally called old fashioned

Old news like a floppy disk

Last year I found out that the P in IHOP

Really stands for pancakes

I don't go there anymore

I ain't nowhere friendly towards 'em

I don't go to Denny's for

Anything but the waffles

I just ate like twenty-four

Honestly, really nothing you could say to me

They even work with the savory

Just look at chicken and waffles, see they agree

Tasty whatever the flavor be

I'd rather eat plant-based spam made from a mandrake than a pancake

Damn straight, all flat-faced with a bland taste

That's made from a tan paste like a bandaid

I'm gonna run for head of damn state, I've got plans laid

To campaign with demands made that we ban every

Pancake and we mandate that its fanbase

Can't mate, they're in bad shape 'cause they add weight

Love for the waffles, love for the waffles

I got love for the waffles

Can't eat pancakes, I just suffer it's awful

Can't buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles

Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles

I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles

I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles

Spoonful of waffle, I got love for the waffles