TV Family Lyrics

I'm trading us in for a TV family

Where the Mom's Beautiful

And the Dad is Manly

And where all the problems we have

Can be solved in 25 minutes or less

And our world isn't such a mess

I wanna live in a fairy tale world

With palm trees in summer

And snow in the winter

And the Sunsets are controlled

By 37 tungsten halogen lamps, and

I wanna ride my bike down the street

Where it's always 75 degrees

And the bushes are neatly trimmed

And everybody's got a pool to swim

I'm trading us in for a TV family

With a mom named Brooke

And a dad named Randy

And where all the problems we have

Are solved in 25 minutes or less

I'm trading us in for a TV family

Where the kids behave

And where all the candy

Never causes cavities

And life is always such a breeze

Why do we let the TV lie to us

And make believe

That life's not a complicated as it really is

Cause when you shrug and say "Gee Whiz"

It never really fixes anything at all

I'm trading us in for a TV Family

With a cat named Bruce

And a dog named Sandy

And where all the problems we have

Are solved in 25 minutes or less

I'm trading us in for a TV family

Where the mom's beautiful

And the dad is manly

And where all the problems we have

Are solved in 25 minutes or less

And our world isn't such a mess

And we don't have so much stress

And we always get plenty of rest

And our life is charmed and blessed

And the maid cleans up all our mess

Ooooo Life is Beautiful

In our TV Family