I Don't Believe It Lyrics

First time I thought it was the day you dyed my shirt pink in the white wash

Just a tinted tragedy

Then there was that morning you put salt instead of sugar in the sponge mix

Made a cake calamity

Now no one's ever perfect

I need to set that straight

Will the minute melodramas escalate

Oh no

I don't believe it

What I did to try to help just seems a total waste

Oh no

I don't believe it

Should have known the things you touched would leave an aftertaste

Another mini drama on a microscopic scale

They could televise your mood swings through the day

Oh no

I don't believe it

I guess we need to let it out there before we hit the hay

You failed to butter my lunch toast up to the edges

Made it so dry

Need to use more margarine

My tea was tepid. Did you brew it for four minutes like I've asked you

I don't like to intervene

Now no one's ever perfect

I need to set that straight

Will the minute melodramas escalate

Oh no

I don't believe it

What I did to try to help just seems a total waste

Oh no

I don't believe it

Should have known the things you touched would leave an aftertaste

Another mini drama on a microscopic scale

They could televise your mood swings through the day

Oh no

I don't believe it

I guess we need to let it out there before we hit the hay

Now which one of us is right

Whose reaction is just overkill

I don't want to start a fight

Our emotions could just overspill

Oh no

I don't believe it

What I did to try to help just seems a total waste

Oh no

I don't believe it

Should have known the things you touched would leave an aftertaste

Another mini drama on a microscopic scale

They could televise your mood swings through the day

Oh no

I don't believe it

I guess we need to let it out there before we hit the hay