Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog Lyrics

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog

Emerged from a cranberry bog

Determined to win a shiny ribbon at the fair

So Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog

Skipped 600 miles into Prague

Where he sang and he pranced

And the people all danced to his tune

And they cheered!

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Almightier than God!

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the Savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Follow him forever

Ængus for Governor!

Ængus for President!

Ængus for Chancellor!

Ængus for Everything!

But The Butcherman says he's not for the people

The Butcherman says he's not for the people

The Butcherman says that he's for the people

Cuz Butcherman knows the best for the people

The Butcherman understands all the people

The Butcherman says the hog hates the people

The Butcherman knows what's good for the people

But Ængus knows Butcherman is out for blood

Run, Mr. Butcherman!

Run, Mr. Butcherman, until you're out of sight!

Run, Mr. Butcherman!

Ængus will fight for the light!

When the sacrifice was made

For the people Ængus loved so dear

The band struck up and played

And the people stood and cheered

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Gone as an angel to God!

Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the Savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Worship him forever

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the Savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Worship him forever, NOW!

So Ængus, The Angelic Swine

Returned to the cranberry bog in the sky

And he rested his eyes

And his soul fades and dies

With this tune.