Regular Bitches Lyrics

You can keep the dimes

You can keep the nines

It's the four and fives for me

Said her body and her attitude are just okay

But I appreciate consistency

I'm talkin' bout the regular bitches

(Regular degular talkin' regular degular)

Yeah I only want the regular bitches

(Regular degular talkin' regular deg)

Said you can fuck right off with your blue little check

I don't need that in my life

And if you never gotta pay for drinks at the club

Well then you can not be my wife

I like 'em a little too short a little too tall

A little too big a little too small

A little too broke a little too dumb

But she like it when I smack her on her flat ass bum

Her credit's not bad she got a nice job

She got a couple hobbies and a little bitty dog

She cook and she cleans

She roll her own blunts

Plus she almost went viral on TikTok once

You can keep the dimes

You can keep the nines

It's the four and fives for me

Said her body and her attitude are just okay

But I appreciate consistency

I'm talkin' bout the regular bitches

(Regular degular talkin' regular degular)

Yeah I only want the regular bitches

(I tried 'em all and I'm only really fucking with the)

Regular bitches

(And when I get to heaven I just hope I see a whole lotta)

Regular bitches

(Keep it regular baby, I love you)