My Eye ft. Rubber Udder Lyrics

I stuck a pocket knife in my eye

I twisted it around and I started to cry

The stainless steel blade went three inches in

Blood, juice, and milky fluids flowed from within

Pocket knife

Eye

I put a pocket knife through my eye

What was the reason well I don't know why

All the other boys in the boy scout troop

Started sucking on my socket drinking the goop

The television screen has become

The retina of the mind's eye

I stabbed a pocket knife in my eye

Am I insane or just really high

The police chief asked me lots of questions

I ran from the scene and tore out my intestines

Eye socket got infected really fast

But I was having such a blast!

Soon all of us will have special names

Designed to cause the cathode ray tube to resonate

Pocket Knife

Eye

Pocket Knife in my eye

I took a pocket knife, and gouged out my right eye

Eyeball rolls from my head, splatters on ground at my feet