eddie balloon Lyrics

Oh shit it's going down

Oh shit she's going down

All these balloons around

No she don't make a sound

About to take you to Pound Town

If you really wanna go

About to make these Viagara Hoes explode

Like Niagara Falls

The way they fall on my balls

About to go ahead and unzip my drawers

I say yall cuz I'm from South Cackalacy

And my accent's kinda wacky

And my clothes are kinda tacky

But the girls reap what I sew

I sell it all until I end up in a cell

I do it well yep I'm sell myself

All this shit enriches my wealth

Because I think I deserve more than I ever got before

Cuz I just got a four door sedan

And a Honda Accord

And a couple whores that I can barely afford

But I got all this dope money now

All these dope bitches say they'll hold me down

They say they want a Eddie Balloon

About to go vroom, vroom

Well then watch my shit on Zoom

It's about to go down

About to go down

About to go down

About to go down

About to go down

About to go down

When you hear that sound

It's about to go down

Round two even better than the first one

First love even better than your first blunt

I'm just playing

I love the weed game

Mary Jane is her name

Yep I'm insane

Supposedly my therapist wants me to quit

But I don't think she's legit because

She don't know the way the marijuana

Speaks to my soul

Makes me paranoid though

She wanna go and scold me

So she can mold me

Into whatever the state try to control me

No, that's the old me

I'm the new me

You can't do me

About to let go

About to get out of control

All these things be burdening my soul

I'm never doing what I'm supposed

But I'm never doing what I'm told

I got to get out of here

I got to get out of here

I'm kinda queer but I think I can get out of here

We got to go

I forgot the chorus so it just goes

We got to get out of here

We got to get out of here

But I already wrote that song

So I got to get it out of my head