America's Least Wanted Lyrics

Last night I fell asleep in front of my TV

And I must have been dreamin' just to see what I did see

They had me up on trial for all the world to know

They said that I had broke your heart when I had let you go

Well you won't see my picture on no post office walls

And you won't hear my name in your police department halls

There ain't no reward and I ain't being hunted

That's how it is when you're America's least wanted

Then they had to break away to show a coming scene

Some late breaking story on some tabloid magazine

They'd found out who killed JFK and said I'd best take heed

Space aliens had verified that Elvis did the deed

Well you won't see my picture on no post office walls

And you won't hear my name in your police department halls

There ain't no reward and I ain't being hunted

That's how it is when you're America's least wanted

Then after their commercials told me just what I should buy

There you were at my trail and you said I'd made you cry

But before I could defend myself and cry out, "That's not fair"

The jury all just laughed at you and said, "We just don't care"

Well you won't see my picture on no post office walls

And you won't hear my name in your police department halls

There ain't no reward and I ain't being hunted

That's how it is when you're America's least wanted