Please Turn Off the Gramophone Lyrics

Moe Vernon took his life back in 1933

And to this day I cannot listen to Ride of the Valkyries

Tire rows and Fluid leaks

Have never smelled the same to me

Beatrice ran off to Tijuana with Fred Motz

Took the money and Dear John'd a man without knowing her actions had a cost

Running the exhaust

Through a tube out from the garage

There's no judging you for what I cannot excuse

Will you please turn off the gramophone?

7th Avenue, where I learned so much from you

Will you please turn off the background music

Please turn off the Wagner

Will you please turn off the gramophone

For now?

There's no judging you for what I cannot excuse

No resolve

Just turn it off