Red And Yellow Eyes Lyrics

I'm a fucking monster

A decoration of flaws

I got forty foot fangs

And scimitar claws

I spit piss shit puke poison

And everyone in the splash zone dies

And their dyin' scream is my applause

Lighting up my red and yellow eyes

Underneath your feet is the rubber of your shoe

Maybe a couple socks chewing gum or dog poo

And underneath that is asphalt a little tar and glue

Next layer is dirt, blood, hurt, rocks and roots

Dig ten feet deeper, take a rest, then add a few

Till your shovel hits a hollow thump

The journey grows new

For you have finally found the dungeon belonging to yours true

You rejoice cause you think you're ready to face the beast waiting for you

I'm a fucking monster

A decoration of flaws

I got forty foot fangs

And scimitar claws

I spit piss shit puke poison

And everyone in the splash zone dies

And their dyin' scream is my applause

Lighting up my red and yellow eyes

Break through the brittle boards

The ground let's out a sigh

Unsheath your frightened swords

And step into the terrify

The rest of your group just ran for their lives

You grip tight your shield and spear

The stairwell is lit quite low

With flames pouring out of ancient skulls

I hope you peek your head in, I dare you

My front door is the mouth of a lion

I'm gonna floss my fangs with your bones

By the time your friends learn of you dyin'

Everyone who knew you will be cryin'

While I'm spitting out your aura

Throw your carcass on the skeleton pile

They'll come looking for you tomorrow

I'll feast on every one by one

Their wretched screams ignite my smile

I hope you peek your head in, I dare you

I'm a fucking monster

A decoration of flaws

I got forty foot fangs

And scimitar claws

I spit piss shit puke poison

And everyone in the splash zone dies

And their dyin' scream is my applause

Lighting up my red and yellow eyes

I rip your head off, and spit in the hole

Cause you know better than to come for me

Nobody who's ever fought me

Has ever escaped to tell the story

I'll rip your head off, and pull out the gold

I'll terrify you till you forget your soul

And freeze your blood solid

Before you have time to notice that it grew cold

Cause I'm a monster, living underground, always hungry

Though I could go years on end without eating

I'm a monster, living underground, always hungry

You come to slay me, I'm finally feeding

I'm a fucking monster

A decoration of flaws

I got forty foot fangs

And scimitar claws

I spit piss shit puke poison

And everyone in the splash zone dies

And their dyin' scream is my applause

Lighting up my red and yellow eyes