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What were we talking about?

Oh yes, humanity

There's a topic we could spend forever talking about

What was it again you wanted to know?

A list of terrible humans?

Creationism, and all of that dribble? (Sips his cup of tea)

So the Father was just there

Just floating along in the ether

Eventually and without realizing it

He bumped into something and it turned out to be the Mother

Both were experiencing a sense of loneliness

And like all cosmic entities eventually things happened

And there they were, having sex

So they both orgasmed over and over and over again

Each time bringing all of these Creations to life

Everything from colors, planets, galaxies, the Ancient Ones

All the orders of the Angels

Rainbow Spirits, Seraphim's and Cherubim's

Even me (Takes another sip of tea)

But like all dead beat dads, the Father eventually got distracted by everything

And soon forgot about large numbers of his children

Even the Mother was cast out and thrown into the abyss of blackness

Did you know that I was first among angels?

Technically I'm the brightest and equal only in power to the Father

So if your thoughts have grown dark, allow me to enlighten you

What's that? You wish to chat about the humans?

Well they do continue to spread chaos

Many seem to think that there's a plan in place

I have no opinion on that but it's mostly chaos you know

One would think that maybe you could all start

To stand together and take care of Yourselves

But no it does seem

Like you're all obsessed with chaos and the dystopian themes

I have no qualms in telling you which ones are terrible

If you're interested in knowing (Takes another sip of tea)

Whom you might ask? Well, I guess I did mention a list

Here's a list of terrible people in no particular order

Katie Hopkins

Alex Jones

Miles Davis

Lawrence Fox

Donald Trump

Every US President

Joe Manchin

Ted Cruz

Lars Ulrich (You know why)

John Wayne

Gandhi

Walt Disney

TS Eliot

Roald Dahl (Sorry to ruin your childhood)

Rupert Murdoch

Brett Kavanaugh (This confession has meant nothing)

Ron and Mary

Ann Coulter

Michael Jackson

Ted Bundy

Mother Teresa

Timothy Loehmann

Harvey Weinstein

Jeffrey Epstein

Will Smith

Seth MacFarlane

Kurt Cobain

Jeffrey Dahmer

Daniel Pantale

Jonathan Mattingly

Brett Hankison

Myles Cosgrove

Seth Rogan

Saddam Hussein

Timothy McVeigh

Tom Cruise (No explanation needed)

Kim John-Il

Kim John-Un

KimYo-Jong (The whole Kim family is pretty terrible)

The British Royal Family

Vladimir Putin (Duh)

Every US politician

Tim Cowan

Bill an Hillary Clinton

Jada Pinkett Smith

Kevin Federline

Nazis

NeoNazis

All KKK

Prince

Adolf Hitler

Josef Stalin

Bill Gates

Derek Chauvin

People that drive slow in the fast lane

This list could go on forever so lets end it by simply saying

Literally everyone

Even you

Yes you

You

I'm sure I'll think of more later but that's enough

To satiate you for awhile I'm sure

If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go file down my horns

Like Hellboy while I listen to

Carpenter Brut

Feeling cute think I'll snort some blow

And then go drive some golf balls into a lake of fire later

Awake, arise or whatever

Sincerely

Satan