Bruv Lyrics

What's up bruv you've got a problem innit

Yo what's up bruv

You watching on the telle

You smart little felly

But you know I'm a telle

On you

You live in a shoe

Your favorite colors blue

And you know that's true

Don't you

Gonna catch the flu

But do you know where this bruv

Sitting in a tub

What's up bruv

I'm drinking some tea

While I'm drinking the tea

I wanna go pee because I had a hambouror

And a bottle of waooa

Before 2+2 is 4 innit

Walking down the street innit

Bruv you sitting in a hot tub

Don't make me get out my goalie glove

What's up bruv you've got a problem innit

Yo give me some chips

I like them extra salty

And that's not my faulty

Getting a trolly

To go to the market

To get some chocolate

It cost me a fiver

I need to sell my liver

But you know that never going to happen

I'm going to get to slappin

You plonker

Flonker

A really smelly snocker

I got to go

So pip pip cheerio

God save the queen

I'm eating a bean

So make don't make a scene

Pipity pop pop hipitty hop hop

Bean look at all this rubbish

On the ground

It makes me not want a bloody hound

I'll get you to the ground

And then I'll drink some tea innit

What's up bruv you've got a problem innit

The Donks are out