Mercdiculous Lyrics

Piece of fucking

God damn cunt smelly bullshit

I'm standing right outside your fucking front door

If you don't fucking

Answer this god damn door and

Give me my god damn MJ

Right now I'm gonna fucking

Beat your ass

The first fucking thing

When you wake up in the morning

I swear I'll beat the god damn

Breaks off you

If you were a car I'd beat the god damn breaks off you

Fuck you, suck my dick, fuck you

How about fuck you again

And suck my dick

Fuck you, you piece of shit

Fucking bastard

Piece of shit

Bastard

You rat bastard piece of shit

God damn stupid motherfucking swindling ass

Me

Me

M E R C

Better strap that ass down like a car seat

Cause I been awfully

On point like the tip of a pen

One look at this bitch she want to get in

Up in the van with me and my friends

We riding thru CoMo with reefer in hands

Arrive at the scene not a crease in the pants

Looking all fly like some grease out the pan

She say she like Jay Z and Kanye

Well

She must be from France

That don't matter cause I'm not playing those motherfuckers

In my whip bitch

I'm gonna play M E R C

Wait no let me keep it specific

Let me play this shit

While I get my spliff lit

Wait I can't tell you how

Terrific this home grown O.G is

That I been smoking, lowkey

No motherfucking interrupting

Unless you playing strings and they upbeat

In that case you might wanna fuck me

Okay just cause I said that you might not want to

But I'm still hotter than a motherfucking sauna

And I'm still hotter than the motherfucking summer

Going real hard till the motherfucking sun up

And at that point you might as well

Stay awake for the rest of the day

Get some bacon

Cook it up with the eggs

Got frustration

Take it out in a rage

At a motherfucking party

That you going to go to

That way

Everybody fill your cup up too

Cause they know you pissed off

And you looking to get fucked up

And I don't even know who passed the Crystal

Pass the chips and the dip though

I'm kind of hungry

Let me eat damnit

I been starving on this fuckin planet

All these other motherfuckers left me stranded

No, this is not how I planned it

But flows, got me writing these stanzas

Know that I belong here with the way that I look at the cameras

And that is a fact

You can tell just by looking at me that this ain't an act

Ball so hard its surprising I don't got a plaque

And I'm running it back

Till the M E R C is on everyone's map

Like write that shit down

Where is he at?

Where is the M E R C?

Where is the M E R C?

Greatest of all time it might be

Up for debating but I guarantee

When I'm fucking 45 everybody going to want to marry me

I been back and I know that I'm carrying soccer teams

I just want to kick it like a motherfuckin ball sack

I just want to hit it don't really wanna call back

If she want to tell me that she waiting at the laundry mat

I don't even go there bitch don't got change

Bounce right back like I'm motherfucking propane

Blowing right up like I'm motherfucking cocaine

Right in your face like some motherfucking Rogain

Bitch got a laugh like her name Seth Rogan

But it's okay cause the weed be rolling

Roll that shit up for the M E

Roll that shit up for the M E R C

Roll that shit up for the M E

Roll that shit up for the M E R C

How much I smoke?

I say plenty

How much I smoke?

I say plenty

Back in the day used to roll in the Mazda, shit

Name was Lenny

Had two 12 inch subwoofers in the back

Know that's how I was moving

Pick the homies up

From each house

And we out

And we going to smoke shit

Until we burn it down

And I don't really want to stop

Until I'm at a hundred thousand

And I'm out of this bitch

Cause my voice raspy as fuck