Coincidentally Feminine Lyrics

The wife saw me just the other night

With a lady who was truly fine

When I got home for dinner

Well she started to whine

She said "What y'all doin' with a fox like that

All dress up and truly fine?"

I said; She ain't nothing but a dear old friend

Coincidentally Feminine

Then I met a good old girl

Who used to follow me home from school

Short skirt, high heels and long red hair

Blue eyes still looking cool

The wife caught me looking guilty as hell

And warned me one more time

I said; She's just an old school pal

Coincidentally feminine

No; she's just an old school friend,

Coincidentally feminine

Coming home, the bus was full

There was only a seat for me

A lady who was with me

had to sit upon my knee

My mother-in-law saw us there

And called me a cheating swine

I said; She is just a workmate

Coincidentally feminine

No; she is just a work mate

Coincidentally feminine

My wife went out early tonight

All dressed up to the nines

Arm in arm with a sweet little cutie

Off for a real good time

I said; Now woman don't you go gettin' switchin

She said; Oh don't repine

Aint no need to get a twitchin

About a touch of feminine

No, there ain't no need to get a bitchin

About a touch of feminine